Feb
25
2020
5

Look at This Guy, screwing it up for other secret boat owners from Brooklyn .

This is going around, usually accompanied by ruefully shaken heads. Which is a fair response. Witness this amazing feat of dumbassery, in the wild and completely natural!

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Feb
25
2020
2

In the Mail: COLOR OUT OF SPACE.

Also, KNIVES OUT, but that’s more of a date movie. COLOR OUT OF SPACE is for me. I would have seen it in theaters, but the combination of limited release and distance suggested that it’d be cheaper all around if I just bought the Blu-Ray. Go figure.

Moe Lane

PS: Don’t know what to expect, honestly. Except that Nick Cage will be very Nick Cage in this film. Don’t see how I can expect anything else, really.

Feb
24
2020
4

So, they’re remaking LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS.

And it’s gonna be a fascinating cast for the new LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS if this all goes down the way it’s rumored to go down. Scarlett Johansson for Audrey, Taron Egerton (Eggsby from KINGSMAN) for Seymour, Chris Evans for the dentist, and some guy named Billy Porter for Audrey 2 who I only know about vaguely because he picks out weird things to wear on the red carpet. I am very curious to see out who out of the first three can sing*.

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Feb
24
2020
1

In Nomine Revisited: Ducks.

Ducks

Corporeal Forces: 1 Strength: 2 Agility: 2

Ethereal Forces: 0 Intelligence: 1 Precision: 1

Celestial Forces: 0 Will: 0 Perception: 1

Advantages: Toughness/2 (Ducks seem to shrug off bullets, as any hunter will tell you. They’re always finding ducks with old gunshot wounds, believe it or not.)

Body Hits: 6

Skills: Dodge/4, Fighting/4, Flying/6, Swimming/3

This is, like, you know, a duck. It quacks, swims, and flies. It pecks for a straight 2 Body Hits per attack, presuming that you somehow annoy it enough. Ducks usually don’t go looking for trouble, though. Indeed, the only reason why I even bothered with this write-up is that, sometimes, trouble goes looking for them.

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Feb
24
2020
0

02/24/2020 Book Report.

I didn’t really do much today except write other stuff, but the artist sent over some ink sketches of the cover. They look most nifty, and I can’t wait for people to see them. Which will happen after everything’s done and I’ve paid for it, naturally.

Feb
24
2020
0

02/24/2020 Snippet, THE LAST RAYGUN IN THE WORLD.

This is remarkably enough writing itself. Which is nice, for a change. I even have a good idea how the plot goes.

Patreon!

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Feb
24
2020
7

Weinstein off to Rikers.

Ain’t that a sha… no, wait, crud, I have to pray for the man. I kind of don’t want to, which is all the more reason that I must. We are all sinners, after all. But, yeah, Harvey Weinstein’s convicted, and they won’t let him out before his sentencing.

Everything else I could say comes across as sanctimonious or even smug, and I don’t want to be that kind of person, so I’ll stop now.

Feb
23
2020
0

The TRANSFORMERS: WAR FOR CYBERTRON Trilogy Netflix trailer.

Hrm. TRANSFORMERS: WAR FOR CYBERTRON might just be the gateway drug for the Transformers that I’ve been looking for for my kids. The anime bit is a good hook. My eldest is starting to get interested in anime, after all.

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