A little less than planned, but that’s all right.
Why is it scandalous? Because if it’s true, then WHO ATE THE COOKIES? That crime goes all the way to the very top of the family, folks. Because we all know who the culprits would have been*.
*How do they taste? …Seriously, how would I know? I mean, I’m pretty sure they don’t taste like batteries, spools of thread, or random bits of sewing equipment. Past that, I’m not sure.
Alleys can be dangerous places. Especially if Timmy is in one.
It was low-key, and fun. My wife wanted us to get out more this Christmas, and do stuff, and as usual she had a smart idea. It was a very nice night for December, and watching the kids all have a good time was cheering. It was also funny when our county executive started doing his bits in the proceedings, because he was clearly the only one in the group who knew how to use a microphone. It’s a real skill.
Okay, see, this Fallout trailer actually looks a lot better. Although it had better come with a list of the mods used. Seriously, people across the planet perked up and started asking themselves, How would we get a cyclops mod to work, anyway?
…And God bless them for that.