I can make it work if I combine it with shoe shopping. They’re bringing out the first SPINAL TAP this weekend in preparation for the sequel coming out later this month, and obviously I have to go. It’s all part of The Deal. They pretend to be a band, and we pretend to be their fans.
“No More Kings / Fireworks.”
Annoyingly, my table runner and new bookmarks arrived today.
‘Annoyingly’ because today is July 4th. July 4th is a national holiday. I had no desire to have somebody deliver my stuff today. Tomorrow would have been fine.
Moe Lane
Continue reading Annoyingly, my table runner and new bookmarks arrived today.It is the Glorious Fourth.
Have a beer (wine, soda, water, lemonade, scotch, milk, other liquids to taste). Grill (reheat, broil, fry, steam, eat cold, other food preparation methods to taste) some meat (fish, vegetables, breads, cheeses, salad, other foodstuffs to taste). Enjoy (no alternate menu choices will be offered at this time) being an American.
Happy Fourth.
‘Sit Down, John!’
Holiday posting is now in effect.
I have plans for this weekend that involve beer, snacks, fireworks, and of course enjoying the hell out of being an American. I recommend that everybody else do the same. Happy Glorious Fourth!
Movie of the Week: Independence Day.

Independence Day! My absolute favorite collage-style film. The epitome of popcorn movies. I have watched this many, many times — and I am comfortably aware that I have plenty of beer in the fridge tomorrow for watching it again. I just need some meats, cheeses, and maybe a pickle or two.
…We do not speak of the sequel.
#commissionearned
Some Hex Nation sidebars.
That’s what I’m messing with today.
Continue reading Some Hex Nation sidebars.Tweet of the Day, A PSA/Reminder About Tomorrow edition.
Don’t be dumb. Well, none of you are going to be dumb that way. Don’t let other people be dumb.